Saturday, February 23, 2008

a.start.of.da.dae

he.was.supposed.2.look.at.da.camera. gah!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahhaha. aku.ke.nie??

deres.dis.particular.sum1.whom.thinks.he.play.loike

a.professional. grrrrrr!!!!!!!!! ini.la.ank.yg.masalah

kaki.chill.eh. hahahaha

i.lurve.colourful.BALLS!!! heehee
btw.da.green.ball.looks.exactly.loike.watermelon.kan???

i.loike!

me.n.linda

me.n.farhana.gile!!!!!!!

me.n.fadhillah. primary.skewl.gf.cute.kan.die. hahahakz

bdk2.lobe. =)

wat.we.had.at.newton.fer.dinner

at.merlion

on our wae back home hawt news....!!!!!!!!

we saw dis whore bitch everybody noes name die::.

SHIDAH!!!!! budak x-sembawang.sec.

gah!!!!!! baek kepe?? member nmpk kite tk layan la sey

sembunyi belakang jantan mane ntah. then me walk up

towards her and farhana followed me. *ikutkan hati aku

nak aje petik gambar korang dua dpan2 muke krg.

den i asked her shidah (slut)

badd: g mane?

slut: (ignore fer da 1st 2nd ask) ouh. jalan je

badd: farit mane?

slut: die keje

and farhanah shake her hand n we all gerls while da boys

waiting fer us.

i dun gip a damn on u la eh shidah blogging about kau n all

if i didnt disturb ur lyfe tolong jgn buat cerita ek puki

pale buto sial kau. as long as i can tahan i kept quite if not

ill burst out. blog aku pe. i dun gip a damn if ur insult over it BITCH.

Labels: aku.nmpk.bdk.bitch

Friday, February 1, 2008

spent ma tyme into half ye. at 3 meet up wif ma guy frens side. dose without own transportation and dose wif personal transportation meet at 5. as usual dey r owaes late. we all r so FED-UP wif u peeps. im blogging on bhalf of em all. its loike we haf to wait fer dis peeps again da same old peeps fer damn fucking long tyme. actually i dun intend to post any blog entry about dis countdown but i ges i haf to after reading sum motha fucker blog whom wrote " we were so mad wif em coz dey went back home 1st to meet deir gfs and promised to stay da whole nyte countdown wif us," dis is part of it. if ur reading, WE ARE ALL PISSED A HUNDRED TIMES MORE AT U PEEPS. *u feel insult?? hahakz. hear dis,"i dun gip a damn fuck abt wat u feel after all dis is ma blog. gah!!!! " lain kali nak kate org diri tu cermin dahulu sape yg buat silap tkmu asyik ikut sedap mulut je tukar belit cerite kla i shud not elaborate more on dis eh.

jump to the evening. met wif gf at 8pm at raffles cntrl statn. we head to da merlion n sitted at da child of merlion. we form a circle. criuos toking da place was damn pack wif foreigners hahahahahhahahahha. mcm2 camwhore terjadi. den we make dis video of our resolution fer da year hahakz. sweet moments. aku syg gfs aku n yeay finally we get to take a perfect pichas of us 4. me,syuh,gg,ayu. let da pichas rolling.

lihat.la.ma.super.effing.goegeous.pmpn2.ku. hahahahakz

while.at.seoul.garden

sedap.sehingga.menjilat.kaki. hahahhakz

Monday, January 21, 2008

da camp was fun indeed and im looking forward fer another camp wif u peeps dat ROX!!!. im starting 2 miss u peeps dear ODAC... hahahahaha. nuh its OAC actually gile. perhaps b4 dis camp we are loike strangers 2 one another. ony da common faces will talk among each oder and dose still a virgin will b on another side. im glad wif dis camp we form camaraderie among us all. fir and fiqa krg very da caring. thankza u 2 fer dat. kla alot 2 sae but cut it short let da pichas tell u da story:::.----------------------------

btw.congrats.2.dose.whom.got.da.pose.of.new.oac.committee.members. =)

dis.is.b4.we.departure.from.singapore.

alamak.so.da.jakuns.la.kite.sume. da.1st.thing.upon.reaching.home.team.we.were.asked.2.go.2.our.bunk/hut.hahakz. n.dis.wat.happens.when.we.r.ony.given.10mins. and.dats.dae.1. we.had.flying.fox.afta.dat.plus.nyte.walk. dis.part.is.damn.interesting. a.gerl.haf.2.usher.2.blind.folded.boys.in.da.dark.in.da.middle.of.da.nyte.2wards.da.jungle.part. hahakz. n.thankza.m.da.last.group.2.usher.dem.n.no.one.bhind.me.not.even.da.instructor. coz.dey.ran.away. bloody.hell. dis.is.interval.basis. so.we.wun.get.2.c.da.group.b4.us. its.alryte. but.once.reach.we.were.told.some.ghost.stories.dat.really.occurs.at.where.we.were.squating. hahakz. habis.la. pekak.telinga.ku.dgr.bdk2.pekik.+.da.guys.ohkae. no.kidding. na.last.but.not.leats.supper,debrief.n.sleeping.mode.

day.2::. wake.up.bath.n.we.all.r.told.2.assemble.here. ges.y.are.we.so.not.in.da.mood??
coz.we.want.2.eat! eat! we.want.2.eat!.eat! hahakz. bdk2.oac.anda.tau.kan.itu.cheera. hahakz.
btw.dis.are.da.seniors.

camwhore.b4.leaving.n.heading.2.changi.

dats.while.we'r.in.da.bus. org.gile.mcm.kite.sume

wah!!! we've.reached.changi.

on.no.deres.so.much.permit.workers.here.. bahahahha. please.wear.ur.helmet.b4.werk.k.

hey! do.i.look.as.if.im.da.1.feeling.scared.ryte.now?? nuh. actually.i.may.seemed.loike.dat.but.da.fact.is.ma.partner.he's.da.1.whom.having.dis.mix.feelings

n.shivering.up.dere. hahakz. so.merely.he's.pulling.me.so.he.wun.fall.but.i.seemed.da.1.dat.needs

help. anyhoos.its.not.an.easy.task.ohkae. btw.SYUH.lihatlah.sluar.mu.itu. hahakz. besar.la.sgt. but.we.make.it. unlike.acah.whom.shout.her.mom.out!!! hahahahahha.bahahahha. cute.la.kamu.gile.

we.look.loike."BOB.DA.BUILDER.YES.WE.FIXED.IT!!." hahakz.

yeay!!!! kayaking.time. thankza.eh.shamir.we.r.da.ony.pair.dat.go.1.big.whole.round.jus.2.u-turn. hahakz. shamir.gile!!! gile.mcm.shamir!!!

den.we.r.given.ample.tyme.2.get.all.dressed.up.fer.da.campfire.coz.dere.will.b.a.winner.fer

best.male.n.female.dressed. n.wolla!!! .dats.us.while.waiting.fer.da.arrival.of.da.G.O.H....our.teachers... hahakz.

DA.WINNER.FER.BEST.MALE.DRESS: HAMBALI
DA.WINNER.FER.BEST.FEMALE.DRESS: SITI BADIAH

dats.da.1st.year.batch.

supper.again!!!!

dis.is.what.da.guys.did.in.deir.bunk.when.its.tdo.tyme.

alamak!!!! sesat.pichas.dat.was.supposed.2.b.at.day.1. hahakz. lazy.badd.2.move.da.pichas.up.

k.aku.slalu.interframed.mereka2.nk.ambil.gambar. hahakz.
me.in.da.white.shirt. spot.me!!!! hambali.pun.kpo.ey. hahakz. da.1.in.cap.

aww... dats.da.ladies.

last.briefing.upon.waiting.fer.bus....

last.but.not.least.camwhore.wif.da.lovely.instructors.of.camelot!

hahakz. jiwa.babe. we.received.our.camp.shirt.straight.away.wear.la.sey. jinak2.

k.dis.is.otw.home.sweet.home.=)

dis.r.some.of.da.giles.whom.dun.wanna.go.back.straight.but.infact.went.2.banquet.at.boonlay. hahakz.

Friday, January 18, 2008

to ma dear sweetheart,

happie sweet 19th burpdae. ive been missing u damn lotsa. sorie dat ill b giping u a late present k. hahakz. but b asure that ur present will b dere. if last year i send u record of me singing burpdae song to u, dis year will b a lil bit differ. instead ill sing it hear fer u!!!! here goes: HAPPIE BURPDAE TO UHAPPIE BURPDAE TO UHAPPIE BURPDAE TO NURUL SYUHAIDAHHAPPIE BURPDAE SYG KU.
me hope dat ur daes ahead will be forever bright and may u achieve ur dreams.once again sorie k if ur burpdae present a late one. =) syg kau gile k darla. muah!!

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

i.wud.loike.2.wish.all.da.n.level.candidates.gdluck.in.deir.results.hope.deir.effort.r.worth.and.dey.get.wat.dey.want. fer.da.oder.hand.whom.failed.nvr.gip.up. once.a.failure.doesnt.means.ur.a.failure.ferever. therefore.with.dis.god.bless.u.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

yes'd was a saturday, went out wif bestie. a datela kirekan coz we dressed up in a dress. the theme is lego colour. we'r goin to dis miss seventeen show at st.james. hahakz. kite mcm selenge kan,we both waited fer each oder when i actualy msg syuh 2 go out n text me when upon reaching smb control station. but we both waited fer each oder loike gundu at our respective crib. thank god syuh got da initiative to call me. at first i tot she called to let me noe that she board da train but instead she was asking me im ready or not. so we quickly got out from home. we both keep msgng each oder feeling so weird n its loike causing all da head turn. let me b precise, we both cause da head turns not implicating dat we'r hot but dey are loike wondering n head full of qns marks where on earth are we goin?
once da train that syuh was in reached i board. 1st thing i say 2 her was "CUTE SAK KAU MCM DOLLIE BARBIE " really shes so gorgeous. hahakz. mmg gorgeous cume agi gorgeous. so dose hate blog of her or hate-frenster of her dat called her ugly and names,UR DA ONE WHOM ARE UGLY N JELES OF DA BEAUTY SHE GOT.

after reaching dhoby ghaut we walk at da long stretch path towards da escalator n ges r who i saw?? serious r dat BANGLA again. skali he oso go st.james. hahaha. i told syuh bout dat. (pantat eh kau syuh blh ketawekan aku lagi). so when goin down da escalator we took da oder side on da left inorder not 2 bump into dat BANGLA animore. but luck wasnt on ma side when dey went down on da 2nd escalator towards harbourfront and punggol dey were jus ryte infront of me n syuh. i start 2 get fumed da minute dey both turn n directly look at us up and down. syuh kau pun jadi mangsa eh. hahakz. serious talking i was about 2 swing ma basket bag on each of deir head when we reach da end of da escalator. *NASIB KORANG BAIK LA EY. if not i can lodge a report saeing under section 7_ _, fer looking with a flirty face. eucks!!! totally!

k back to us. once reach vivo our 1st spot is the ladies. hahakz. i took of ma vest 2 wear belt ard ma stomach. but its jus to big dat shows im 2 skinny. hahakz. so i wore back ma vest. den we head to st.james walking thru 7-11 to get to the bridge. on our wae we saw dis 3 gerls in blue n black dress 2 ma instinct dey must b heading to da same destination but dey walk another wae dat obviously wasnt our wae. nvrm reach st.james we r suppose 2 go 2 power house. yela we r still virgin wif dis place so i called ma frens but no 1 picked up jus yani. thanks yani but dat doesnt help coz u oso dun noe. hahakz. edn we jus follow a bunch of chinese peeps dat walking staright ahead to the oder side. n wolla we finally reach. hahakz. long queue la sey. as if deres a free thing to give and we r loike da kiasu peeps on earth 2 haf queue. loike free hello kitty flush toy few years back. walane kaki aku blh koyak pakai high stillettoes. we took pics. terima kasih syuh fer bringing ur slr camera. hahakz. nasib kite baik.

den da queue is moving n its nearer 2 our turn. n trala. our turn is next. he look at ma ic n deres dis part i jus dun get wat he wanna do 2 ma hand. its loike he wanna gip me something. so i tot he wants me to take dat black tingy which happens to b da chop but instead he sae to "chop ur wrist. and u cannot haf dis okae." we giggle la sey on ma dumb2 reaction. waliao malu gile . sumore he can tell his fren bside him in malay," die nk ambil benda nie sey." hahakz. den we got free cornetto ice cream sponsored, a cup of drink wif longan inside. dis da climax. i overheard an angmoh saeing to her angmoh bf's ,"cmmon get one of dis vodka." so i told syuh not 2 get one of dose as she intend to take. den we find our wae 2 sit. da scary part an angmoh invite us 2 sit with dem. tkmu mcm2. so we walk back n seat at da bar. out of sudden syuh recall dat its hula drink la somesort of a berry drink non-alcohol. bcoz i tot she was so assure of dat and out of thirst afetr having a cone of cornetto we take a cup each when da bartender come on our wae. syuh had a sip 1st and from her reaction somethings not ryte here. so i drink la as she told me 2. it taste so bitter loike mineral wif a bit of cherry abstract. i wonder wat it is. is it VODKA???!!! k try 2 tink all possibilities dat its hula drink la sponsored so we jus drink n eat da longan till its 3/4 full. den something caught syuhs eyes n she saw da hula drink is in a plastic bottle n not da cup. n on ma side i sae da bartender make da drinks using dis white water n a lil bit of juice fer da colour. we both haf ever vow not 2 drink. but it wasnt wat we intend to do jus wif doubtness n we did dat. obviously dta gonna b da 1st n last k syuh. hahakz. ma head feel so heavy and dizzy abit loike a sharp pain. syuh good drinker pe her reaction was so late. show kate start at 7-10pm. but da clock already show half pass 8. yet havent start. aiyo-yo.

when da show start at late 9pm we stayed fer loike haf an hour and got out of dat place and head to vivo. syuh.was.complaining. of hunger. decided to go LJS and take away. me n syuh got so fumed wif dis chinese gerl whom serve at da counter we r queueing. we were jus da 2nd queue and it took her so long to serve us. da one b4 us was jus aordering 4 sets of combo to be taken away. i i dunu la eh y dis GUNDU(the chinese gerl) took so effing long till da nest counter already settled the long queue. let me count around 6-7 customer he serve but dis gundu jus still stuck 2 1. wats wrong wif serving us when the food to be taken away by da previous customer was still being cooked. she expect to wait fer da food to b ready and packed then serve us. wapiang le! i was so frustrated syuh cud c dat at ma face even da oder workers saw it. den i looked at the cashier machine dere wrote "pls comment if theres any enquiries about or service. call jeffery 9-------. " aku mcm nk report je. tapi sabar. k dat one over already and it was our turn. syuh ordered a fiery combo take away wif cheese. dat gundu go and took small plastic one fer putting da drink and another dun noe fer wat she looked at da screen and den quote,"aiyah!"

den giggle2 loike cina mentel den grind over dis malay guy(his colleagues) whom stand bside her. siallah he was loike frust wif her she still got da chick to think he is lurvin it. 2 tk psl hal die. our food oso she took so long to pack. fold the box oso no strength issit. sumore can scratch head. we then went up and get a seat. lotsa of camwhoring. hahakz. k2 pictures will b post randomly k.

while.at.vivo.toilet

the.view.of.st.james

outside.power.house.during.the.queue

in.da.power.house. camwhoring is loved

power.house.toilet.oso.can.camwhore

lihat.la.syuhku. btw.dat.jacobs.tin.interframe

n.me

3.steps/shots.to open.a.chilli.sauce.and.start.a.meal

3.ways/shots.to.eat.and.njoy.ur.meal

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

sblum ape2. beri salam. assalamualaikum.

omg!!!! while during eng lesson suddenly ma fingers mcm gatal mentel g2 kan go n pull ma xtension. haiz.. walane. sedih banget. 1 after another streaks(syuh aku dah pandai ckp streaks n nomore strands) hehe. teacher was testing our iq by giving us alot of guessing pictures n match wif a pair. n im dere pulling ma streaks. haiz. sedih gile. den another and another and another. jadi begini.......

kirekan cute la put on the table n take picha. acah kau pun petikkan hahakz. jakuns!!

but dats not the end. sebelum ku teruskan, WAHAI SYUHKU MAAFKAN DAKU. AKU TIDAK BERNIAT INGIN MEMBUKA XTENSION DAKU TETAPI TGN KU. SALAHKAN MEREKA. KERANA MEREKA LAH EVIL DISEBALIK SEMUA INI. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaha. so ive to remove all ma hair xtension by peeling da glue coz its really freaking me out wif dose sticky glue on ma hair n i9 cun even tie ma hair as all da glue is in a ugly mess. urgh!!!! buang duit aku. n b4 ma n acah proceed 2 da ladies 2 continue our part tyme job(helping wif ma xtension) i did dis..... im sorie teacher i didnt realise when u tok 2 me about all da social project tingy u were focussing on me wif...............................

clearer.view. dats ma balance hair xtension. *sob2*
and i walk in dis kind of state all da way till i reach toilet
ignoring peeps dat c me wif head scratching.

and dis wat happen while in da toilet..

da mcm org gile tk mandi cari kutu kan.kan.kan?? hahakz. badd.badd.

u r ma sunshine ma ony sunshine,
u make me hapie wif ya presence,
now dat ur all gone,
making me cry,
so plz dun take ma xtension away. hahahahahahaha gagagigi!!